I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
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im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses
What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty…
Am I doing it right?
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WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
The last one though???
THE CHEERLEADERS ARE SO RAW.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE