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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
—(via strikerium)

foreverrtired:

OH MY GOD THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

sips-butt:

Ok so it’s 3 months until the yogscast Christmas Livestreams! Is anyone else starting to get excited or is it just me?

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

AUGUEST 2014

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

Various Articles on Relationships

relationshipadvice23:

23 Psychological Facts About Attraction

24 Tips on Moving On After a Breakup

24 Subtle Ways To Let Someone Know That You Like Them

24 Things That He Finds Attractive

24 Things That She Finds Attractive

8 Advantages of Being Single

8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships 

24 Signs She’s a Keeper 

24 Signs He’s a Keeper

24 Signs That Maybe You are in Love

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hellacutetroyler:

Youtubers + Accomplishments 2014! (Part 2)

Part 1

hellacutetroyler:

Youtubers + Accomplishments 2014! (Part 1)

Part 2